That’s a lot of stroking that neither your hand nor a willing mouth would be able to handle. Up and down, up and down, to the tune of 250 strokes per minute. In other words… look ma, no hands! You put your Quickshot masturbator in its designated spot, turn it on, and this robot baby strokes your penis all on its own. Remember when you were a kid and they’d show ads for some random super cool castle or horses or train sets or whatever, but then right at the end they’d say those magic words “Toy not included”? Get ready to relive your childhood trauma, bitch, because the toy is not included. Wait a minute…does this not INCLUDE the sleeve? Did they forget it? Do you need to call customer servi. You’ll go look in the packaging – it’s not there either. Oh and speaking of the toy…where is it? I can picture you now, overly excited, hard-on in hand, looking for the toy inside the contraption and it’s missing. You will then stick your dick inside the toy as normal and let the masturbator do its magic. You can tell by looking at the product that there’s a space in the middle that is meant to house your choice of toy. So, don’t mistake this for the Fleshlight Launch, which is a similar product, but that works with their regular, full-size Fleshlights. Quickshots are different from Fleshlights as they’re smaller, more compact, cheaper… kind of like the uglier little sister. This product is created specifically to work with one of Fleshlight’s most popular product, the Quickshot masturbator. I’m going to try to avoid any and all phallic analogies to dicks and rockets, but the product is called Quickshot Launch… so the implication is clearly that this is going to launch your dick into space or an orgasm, or whatever. Yes, you put your most beloved body part in this and I promise you it won’t maim you. Get ready to have your mind – and your dick – blown.Īs you may have already been able to tell, Quickshot Launch is a state of the art, techy as fuck, automated masturbator. Would you be surprised if I told you that you stick your dick in this? Horrified? Confused? Show & Tell: What the Hell Is this Thing?ĭearly beloved, we have gathered here today to review…this expensive coffee maker. With an ergonomic design, personalized controls, and a maximum stroke speed of 250 strokes per minute, this automatic masturbator is ready to launch you into an intense, personalized orgasm. Quickshot Launch may appear to be the weird stepsister of the Fleshlight Launch, but it’s so much more than that. I masturbated with it for a while and here’s my review. In my Fleshlight Quickshot Launch review I will show you if this Fleshlight is right for you.
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